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Kim Swan

95 Daze Of School
Till I Graduate
June 3, 2000

 

For What Shall It Profit A Man, If He Shall Gain The Whole World, And Lose His Own Soul?

1999 San Francisco 49ERS Schedual

One Of the best Blonde Jokes I have ever seen

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Your Vocab Lesson:
BOOK: (n) A depository of knowledge which a student will attempt to stay awake long enough to read the night before finals.

F: (n) A grade that can usually be altered to look like a "B" on a test paper

Paper: (n) Your version of Cliff Notes.

Yesterday: (n) When the 12 page paper you started tonight is due.

Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot

Ways To Say, YOUR STUPID:
  • The wheel's spining, but the hampster is dead
  • Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
  • Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor
  • The cheese slid off his cracker

"A rose by anyother name would smell just as sweet"

Allow Myself To Introduce.... Myself

The Creator Of The Twilight Zone

The Mustang

Great Song: My Own Worst Enemy Real Audio

"Eagles May Soar But Weasles Don't Get Sucked Into Jet Engines"

Guns don't kill people, postal workers do

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